$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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