Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize