Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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