i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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