David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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