have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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