Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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