you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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