Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
