My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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