you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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