when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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