How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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