stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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