Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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