ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize