Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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