You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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