I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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