I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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