shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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