You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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