is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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