He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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