By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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