I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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