yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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