thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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