I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you traded sex for a burrito?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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