I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just pee around me
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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