Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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