What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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