Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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