it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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