Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home