Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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