love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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