vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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