I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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