I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I am spending my child support on dildos
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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