you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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