The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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