I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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