Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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