You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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