jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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