What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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