Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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