Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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