Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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