How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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