So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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