plz talk dirty to me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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