Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
