he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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