the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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